drmng:

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

(Source: shehlovee, via daaehyun)


(Source: alxbngala, via onlylolgifs)

  • Police: where do you live?
  • Me: with my parents
  • Police: where do your parents live?
  • Me: with me
  • Police: where do you all live?
  • Me: together
  • Police: where is your house?
  • Me: next to my neighbors house
  • Police: where do your neighbors live?
  • Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me
  • Police: tell me
  • Me: next to my house

(via youramandatran)

(Source: hellyeahhorrormanga, via flyawayrocketeer-)

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

(via sayheyjeanelle)

shez-a-bitch:

fierrrrrrce:

areulivingthelife:

undead-marcher:

ME NEITHER

Lolololol the sheer panic and terror

omfg lmaoooooooooo

hahahahahhahahahahaha me neither hahahahhaha

(Source: comedycentral, via surprisingmomentss)

terrorless:

the-girl-who-laughed:

This is the most accurate picture I’ve ever seen.

my fucking life

(Source: fuckyeahcomicsbaby, via adelineng)

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(via nguyenteresa)


  • Now: horny.
  • In an hour: horny.
  • Tomorrow: horny.
  • Next week: horny.
  • Next month: horny.
  • Sleeping: horny.
  • Eating: horny.
  • Having sex: horny.
  • Accopolypse: horny.
  • Dead: horny.
  • Right after orgasm: ew what the fuck

(Source: iraffiruse, via jjasminrox)

  • mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
  • me: ok
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: mom where are you please
  • me: mom please the line is moving fast
  • me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
  • employee: next
  • me:
  • employee:
  • me: faints

egberts:

pizza:

lokii-d:

binaryhearts:

landogrey:

hannahcolwell:

stigmatophiliac:

WHAT WAS THAT

THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.

whaat

what

whatt

what

wut

hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

(Source: onlylolgifs, via lizzlalalovesyou)

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